44% of the audience of Guardians of the Galaxy is female and all the speculation states that women went to see it for Chris Pratt’s body. I don’t think that’s fair. Maybe (and this is crazy) they just like kickass movies with space shit and explosions. Maybe women can do things without men being their motivation. Maybe.
I WENT FOR THE TALKING RACCOON MOTHAFUCKAS
"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography
"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel
"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off
"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet
ok no but what if steve gets a call while he and sam and maybe natasha are searching for bucky and it’s the museum
"look, captain rogers, we dont want to start any trouble or anything but…"
"but we really must ask- did you take sergeant barnes’ uniform recently?"
you pray the war ends soon.
That the blood spilled
That orders won’t stop you
you pray you don’t forget.
That you’re Sergeant
of the 107th.
That if you die in this lab
he will be home,
you pray death will be merciful.
That one day you’ll see him
So you can thank God
that it was you,
you pray for it all to stop.
That the burning in your
That the murder on your
That the boy you loved
never sees you
you stop praying
when you realise
Whenever you’re feeling blue, just remember that Dean Winchester’s voice got lower in season 4. Aka: After Cas showed up and started throat-fucking Dean on the regular.
Or he screamed so much in hell that his voice became permanently hoarse
no stop this post is supposed to make us happy what have u done